PHOTOSLOP CON QUESO

FOOD OLYMPICS COMING SOON

(HOSTED BY SHIEST BUBZ THE EMPEROR)

EV & OMANTEKA

Doesn’t Cousin Todd look like a scab here?

Shiest Bubz Original Miskeen Shirt

Nice boxers, Todd.

The HAUNTED

Haunted Hallway

We here at idiotbox have done every type of drug, but never that lean-lean, and we went in Hard Body Artie!

In honor of the Shiest Bubz, Howie goes in not once, not twice-but thrice! Respet the purple drank, the purple yalmuke, and the purple-urple weed.

Can we say Jacque Rabone, leant up?

6:30am. Radio station flow. Who says derelicts don’t grind?

Question taking calls at the station.

NY to TX

Fast Money, D-Town, and Lil’ E on the prowl.

Look who rolls up…

Question saves the day.

Bandana E

REVENGE OF THE NERDS ’08 COMING SOON!

Don as Louis Skolnick

Jon as Gilbert Lowell

Ev as “Booger” Dawson

Question as Coach Harris

JuJu as Fred “Ogre” Polowaski

NOT PICTURED:

Cousin Todd as Harold Wormser

Han The Dan as Toshiro Takashi

OPEN ROLES:

Stan Gable

Arnold Pointdexter

Lamar Lattrell

 

Question and Shipes doing his best Jack Nicholson. HEEEERRE’S JONNY!

Stranded in the Atlanta airport, zanny-faced out. This is after we sat next to a federal marshall and convict on the plane.

Meet the Charmers.

In full Lucky-Strike mode.

Gunnar

Logan

Pinky up!

 

COMPUTERS ‘PUTIN

 

Free hundred sack of that Harrykim for whoever can get me a contact for these dudes. Apparently taken off G-UNIT RADIO 25. TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD!

CAM’RON FOUND

(Listen or Download)

 

 

(props to eskay)

 

 

PRESSURE

Ok–so one hurricaine, two airport changes, and an eleven hour ride from hell later, your faithful idiots have returned. With more shit to show and stories to tell–let me kick off this week with some food for thought. Idiotbox luminary, Michael Shawn returns for part trois of his highly-recognized segment “Michael Shawn’s World”. This week we’re talking “Pressure”, and trust me shit is really real. ENJOY! Oh-and make sure to check back later for some more PHOTOSLOP CON QUESO “TEX-MEX STYLE”. SHOUTS TO KEVIN “KICKSTAND” MARDIS!

HOWIE TAKES P.U TO THE DENTIST

 Take a look as Howie and Arnie attempt to take P.U. to the dentist hoping to get a quick fixer-upper for Toofy.  Being selected to model for Howie’s father’s designer jean line, Denimshevitz, Rosenskunt Sr. had one request. “Fix that goddamn rotten tooth”! So join us as the idiotbox cleeqay ventures to the LES, to fix that lil rotten motherfucker, Toofy. Wait till u see part 2!!!!

STRANDED!

Ok, we are fucking officially stuck in San Antonio. Which means, more Mexican food, more mosiquito bites, and less sleep in our haunted hotel (good looks, Question!).  After two productive days in the Countdown City, we were woken up the news of the arrival of Hurricunt Erin which is not only heading our way, but on a direct path to SA-town.  The trip hasn’t been all terrible, aside from losing the credit card, the sipping lean fiasco, and the shwag weed we’ve been smoking. (Thank god for xanax!)  The icing on the cake is, that back in New York, idiotbox-extended fam, Hodge Stansson–best known for “Unforgivable” (SEE BELOW) is awaiting our triumphant return to the Rotten Apple.

 

Unforgivable

TELL A FRIEND..

So it starts here.

Idiot box’s brand new segment, “TELL A FRIEND 2 TELL A FRIEND”. Where we will bring to life 5 funny ass videos everyweek–fuck it what day we put it up, fuck it if you seen the damn thing already. We’ll do our best to world premiere some shit, and if not–we assure you that we definitely will make some smart ass remarks about it.

MR. TURNER

This motherfucker is straight gee. From “physical petormant tests” to “nah, you close YOUR mothfucking eyes” he just wants everyone to know he ain’t driving. Peep it when the mic comes out, I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS THAT THEY MAY INCRIMINATE ME!

WHEN HOWIE MET WILL

Idiotbox’s brainchild. Half Will Farrell-Half Howie Rosenskunt.

GERMAN HATEMONGER

We all hate this kid.

SELF-DEFENSE

Wasn’t shit so much funnier then?

TUNAK TUNAK TUN

How the hell did Shiest Bub find this??

BONUS CUT:
FRANCO VS CAPITOL HILL

I love it how dude goes in for seconds, like pumpkin pie. “This ain’t no white boy shit, we got splashers.”

SIDE CHICKS

I would say its one thrity in the afternoon–dudes about eight shots deep–and idiotbox is in full effect, its an honor to welcome yall back to Michael Shawn’s world.

Now four shots and two missed calls later the topic of “side chicks” comes up. Caught by steady-handed director Jaques Rabone–let’s listen up to what Michael has to say about “side chicks”. Quotables for days.