Pull Your Pants UP

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Sagging is so gay, like, duh! That’s according to Dallas rapper Dooney Da’ Priest who’s been recruited by the city to help them fight the war on saggy pants. Because, you know, poverty, AIDS and education are all under control.

Dooney says that the saggy pants trend started in prison as a way for prisoners to let each other know they’re available. He even wrote a song about it, hear for yourself. One choice line from the homophobic track:

“You walk the streets with your pants way down low/ I don’t know/ looks to me you on the down low”

This morning when we checked Dooney’s MySpace page, he had 69 friends. 69! See, we know how to perv-up completely nonsexual things too!

What’s next, pointing the homo-eroticism of football to make teenage boys stop spending so much time playing Madden?

Side note: Did you realize that saggin’ spelled backwards is the n-word. You can thank Dooney for that little gem.

PATRON CHUG

I think we’ve found a challenger for Sweaty Murphy.

BELLA BONTI?

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VIA MEDIATAKEOUT.COM

October 18, 2007. If you thought that Myspace was just for good clean fun – you’d be wrong. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that a person claiming to be NBA’s DeShawn Stevenson is using MySpace to find cocaine, or “Lindsay Lohan” as it’s commonly called. Here’s a post taken from the private page purporting to be DeShawn’s:

I Got A Couple Ppl On The Lindsay Lohan Deal

But I’m giving somebody 10 stacks if they hook that sh*t up…………….. 4 U slow ppl 10 thousand dollars 2 the first muthaf*cker get me the contact 4 her!!!!!!! Before my ppl get the number they moving 2 slow 4 me so holla at yo boy if u need that 10,000 grand!!!!!!!!!

U kno i need that white girl lindsay lohan …………. First n*gga or female get me that sh*t, i wire that money str8 2 ur account hit me on email if u got the real sh*t!!!!!!!

Twofamily@mac.com
Yadddddaaaaa boy

Now we have to believe that this is just some sort of joke. He couldn’t possibly be stupid enough to try to get a cocaine connection over MySpace. Then again, that fool did put his AMEX Black Card number up on the site….

BATHTUBS (BUBBLES) (CHRISTINA)

A HOWIE SPECIAL, WHOEVER DID THE CAMERAWORK ON THIS VIDEO EMAIL US AT IDIOTBOXTV@GMAIL.COM
http://www.complex.com/blogs/?p=7044

CRACKA VS. CRACKERS

WE LIKE CRACKERS, AND HERE AT IDIOTBOX WE DON’T DELVE INTO SOCIAL COMMENTARY OFTEN, FOR SOME REASON THERE HAS BEEN SOME ARTICLES WRITTEN ABOUT PLIES USING THE WORD CRACKA IN HIS NEW SONG 100 YEARS. HERE AT IDIOTBOX WE ARE ALL ABOUT FREE SPEECH. WE LOVE THAT PLIES USED THE WORD CRACKA, WE JUST REALLY WISH THAT HE USED IT IN A SONG THAT WE LIKED. WRITE US SOME MESSAGES, IS THE CRACKA SONG GOOD? YE, NAY?

RIVERDANCE

We are always told that there are GAY people in professional sports, jeez guy, save this for a Friday night in BEANTOWN, see what happens when the YANKEES don’t make it into the ALCS.

THAT AIN’T RIGHT

DON’T GET DRUNK BY THE POOL

 

 

LET THERE BE LIGHT

 

 TI’S ARSENAL