IDIOT BOX MANIFESTO DECLARED BY P.U. AND BRAD PIFF

On behalf of Cousin Todd, Shesit Bub the Emperor, Han the Don, Jonny Shipes, Thomas Crown Afair, and Evan Auerbach the 3rd, I would like to read the following statement.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, for far too long the environs of New York City and Los Angeles have been populated with faux Hipsters, Posers, so called NEW
YORK Dope boys who wear apparel spouting a gangster ethos when in
Actuality they are pampered WHITE BOYS with trust funds who live in the Hamptons and wear Pink Nike Dunks. The once sacred creative land of New York has been invaded with fake punk rockers, dressing with skinny jeans and dirty Chuck Taylors looking like a bad version of Johnny Rotten; gentrification has killed the Holy land of the Lower East Side, Harlem, and Brooklyn.

IDIOT BOX is here to claim the streets back, to claim what is rightfully ours the normal people, the real people, the gentlemen scholars and ladies of the realm. WELCOME to IDIOT BOX a television show for the people, by the people and about the right people.

In conclusion the creators of IDIOT BOX would like to issue a FATWA, we do not endorse the current obsession with celebrity culture, gossip, and news, we are offended by our paparazzi brethren and we will do our best to wage Holy War against these evil doers, HIPSTERS, POSERS, FAKE SKATEBOARDERS, RAPPERS, OR SKINNY JEAN WEARING PANSIES, IDIOT BOX IS ON THE LOOSE WITH OUR CAMERAS.

GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK-
P.U. AKA THE CHOKAHOE INDIAN

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